Secret Box

Mar 01


washingtonpoststyle:

hulu:

badtvblog:

Steve Martin you are a boss.

I seriously can’t love Steve Martin any more right now.

Tremendous. Now read Monica’s dispatch from the Vanity Fair party.

washingtonpoststyle:

hulu:

badtvblog:

Steve Martin you are a boss.

I seriously can’t love Steve Martin any more right now.

Tremendous. Now read Monica’s dispatch from the Vanity Fair party.

(Source: thedailywhat)

Feb 27

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Feb 24

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Feb 20

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(Source: earth-song)

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Feb 19

lol

One-Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
* I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
* Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
* I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week
* I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
* I intend to live forever - so far, so good
* I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
* If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough!
* Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
* Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
* Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
* Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have
* Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
* The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
* When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
* Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
* If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder …
* 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case … coincidence?
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
* Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
* When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
* If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
* Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
* I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
* How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
* Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
* Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
* Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
* OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
* Black holes are where God divided by zero.
* All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
* I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Feb 18

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Feb 15

“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.” — Bob Marley

(Source: atomos, via 2lions)